Daily Joke 2026-09-09

A very frugal couple is always trying to out frugal each other. One day the husband bursts through the front door sweating profusely and breathing heavily. "Guess what", he blurts out between gasps, "I saved $2.00 today running behind the bus. She looks over at him and screams, "You moron! You could have saved $50 if you ran behind a cab."